Lore

(BGN) Before Gamer Nation Was Discovered

The Creation:

1 In the beginning [EDO] created the [GAMER NATION]. 2 Now the [GAMER NATION] was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of [EDO] was hovering over the waters.

3 And [EDO] said, “Let there be [GAMERS],” and there was [GAMERS]. 4 [EDO] saw that the [GAMERS] was good, and he separated the [GAMERS] from the darkness (this is so racism wtf).

Edo then created many things, such as corn, rat, battle ships, red panda, rib cage, apple, other mortals. However, one mysterious being was created, it is unknown if Edo had created her or if she manifested herself, but she is the embodiment of the 667 sins known as "Your Mom".

The Beta Test:

However, no mortal was yet to discover the Holy Land, and fearing that they were not ready, Edo created Gamer Nation Beta Version (GN Beta Version) to house them and test their skills. To see if their minds where ready and fully devolved, he made the apple and tree test; if the mortals could spend a certain amount of time in GN Beta Version without eating the apple then they could move on to discover the true GN.

With that, the mortals such as rat and corn, StimShot and Jay where teleported to the beta version. Jay's 6 wives were made out of battle ship and some ribcage or whatever it was and they could do 3% more attack damage or something. Other creations of Edo where there too, such as the gays and mine gamers.

At first, the experiment was going well, no one had given the tree or the apple much thought. GN Beta Version was rather limited in size, yet the inhabitances did not give much care to the fact, it was small but peaceful land.

Rat, who was born on the 2nd day after Gamer Nation was created by Edo, is quite small and nimble. Rat would be one to roam the land, before finding a place to make the rat nest, beta version. Rat was more on the social side and would frequently engage and play games with the other members, such as StimShot, klxra, the little mountain man, pandora cat, Jay, and the local dog meat trader to name a few.

Jay spent his time with his 6 wives, who had a 3% attack boost, but nothing to attack. They'd spend their days idle, and rather bored.

StimShot, or Stimothy Shot, was a cucumber turned starfish turned gamer (unclear, check later) was rather indifferent about the test, like many others. However, he could feel the strange forces of what sounded like another being; a being of temptation foolishness and deceitfulness.

Jacob Is Oliver's Dad

Oliver is Angel's Dad

Daniel is the son Of Jacob (jacob mama)

Kevin said the n-word causing him to fucking die

Xander is crackhead taking 5 pounds daily due to the fact that he is racist

Leo wants his balls crushed because in the 8th grade Jacob kicked him in the balls

Xander is transparent due to photosynthesis

Daniel plays Pokémon due to the fact that his pet lizard died in a fatal drunk bus crash

Thou Mother is a crucial role to the Creation of Gamer Nation

Angel Goes to Sleep Naked due to the fact that he is scared of the boogie man so he attempts to scare the boogie man off with his body

Angel Currently Resides in Antarctica

Angel wants sloppy toppy very much

Jacob is pee boy